Sunday, 29 April 2018

Wooing the pleasing things out of this Old Blog. The Search Box a very pleasing thing



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Faces wrinkle, décolletage droops, but pussy is eternal, that’s the lesson of Benjamin Franklin (“Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever”). He did not live to start a national campaign for Giving It To Older Women, Sexually, but his dream lives on just the same. Put a basket on a woman’s head, Benjamin Franklin counsels the would-be sex-haver, and you cannot tell the genitals of an older woman from her junior, and it’s hard to argue with that, especially with a basket over your head. All cats are grey in the dark, and all ideas are equal in a graveyard.